My Morning Traffic Report

"This is JP Roberts with the traffic center. Nothing much to report this morning. There is a lane closure on Highway 60 near Highway 62. A vehicle has hit three cows in the road. There are no injuries to the driver but the cows did not make it. Unfortunately, it's tough to move three massive, dead cows so they still remain in the road while road crews work to remove them. It's pretty bloody so if you have children in the car, I would try and avoid that scene. Other than that, there are no more incidents to report. I'm JP Roberts with the WKYQ Traffic Center."

Nice.