Me: Hi, I just moved in down the road a ways and I believe one of your horses might be loose on our property.
Half-Naked Guy: What color is he?
HNG: Is he scrawny?
Me: Sort of.
HNG: Oh, he'll come back.
HNG: Thanks for letting us know!
I didn't want to be an a-hole neighbor right off the bat but come on, this horse was eating our grass, of which we don't have much of to begin with. So I drove back home, took the dogs back out on their leashes and let them bark/chase that horse right back to it's pen.
The picture quality is awful but the daylight was fading and I wasn't exactly in a picture taking mood. I really only took this picture so Howard would believe me. When I woke up this morning to take the dogs out, he was frolicking in the field across the street from the house. I have a feeling I'll be seeing a lot of this horse in the future!