- Dearest Ashley -
Happy Birthday! I love having the smartest girl in the world as my best friend. It makes it so easy to brag about you. And plus, when I get old and achy, you can fix me :) And I won't even
have to travel far for your services since you and Jason will be living out here in KY by then. Do me a favor, when you are making the big bucks and you buy your mansion on Kentucky Lake,
allow me and Howard to place our trailer in the back corner of your lot (I need a lake view though). I'll hide it in the trees so it will be barely noticeable. I'll even paint it camouflage! Great, it's a done deal then.
I hope you have a fantastic birthday and as always, I'm sorry I can't be there (but at least I remembered). Not like we aren't used to this separation by now. I think out of the 10 years we have been BFF's, we have been in the same area for about 2 years total. Makes our friendship all the more amazing though :)
Love you! IHYHIYHM!!
PS. I already found a house for you. And I'm thinking it's big enough for us to share. Howard and I will take the basement and stay out of your way so you won't need to charge us rent or anything. But we get to share the yacht and speedboat you are going to buy.