Monday, April 26, 2010

Durby Party

My favorite bar never fails to disappoint...

Even after I pointed out that both Derby and Julep were spelled wrong, they didn't change it.  But maybe I am the one in the wrong here.  Maybe they aren't referring to a "KY Derby" party at all.  According to, "durby" means the following:

to get highhhhh

to smoke durby


A human's spit, diarrhea, urine, vomit, pimple pus, tears, and sweat mixed together.

After carefully pouring his diarrhea into the vial Tobias twisted the cap on. A strong feeling of pride and accomplishment filled him. Tobias finally finished making durby. He sloshed it around to make sure it was evenly mixed and then poured it into Saquasia's baseball cleats.

Either way, I want no part in it.  But I might partake in a Julup:

A ghetto delicacy which consists of any flavor Kool aid placed in a styrofoam cup and then frozen. There usually sold out of someones house and they cost about a quarter. The best way to eat one is to take it of the cup and flip it over so that the bottom side is up cause its always mad juice at the bottom.
It's hot as a mugg, lets go round to Ms. Lindsay house and get a julup.

As for the word mugg, I'll leave that to you to figure out.

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