Howard called me yesterday afternoon to tell me he was finished working and was going to eat Mexican food, drink margaritas and watch the World Cup Semi-Finals. It was 1:15 pm. I was jealous. Not about the Mexican part but the rest sounded awesome. So what do you do when you're jealous?
Me: Hey, so what do you think about me leaving early, say...right now, to go drink margaritas and watch soccer?
Boss: I say get the hell out of here!
Done. I promise to never complain about my job again.