Seriously, when did I all of a sudden get old? I watch cooking and home design shows. Regularly. I subscribe to magazines I used to make fun of my mom for. I stay home on weekends and mow the lawn and plant vegetables and water flowers. And when those flowers die (because I have no clue what I'm doing despite countless magazines and tv shows), I go to the nursery and buy new ones to replace them. I scour the internet for free samples and coupons and get excited when I find them. WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME? Dude, I'm SO boring. And I'm not even 30 yet. I don't even have kids!
Sad, right? Wrong. I'm not sad. I'm weirdly happy about this whole "settling down" thing. I like flowers and homegrown vegetables and House Hunters and Everyday with Rachel Ray and freebies. OK, so I might actually be a little too obsessed about free stuff in my mailbox everyday. I blame Shannon for turning me onto Hip2Save.com.
That all came in one week. Christmas every single day, folks!
But if I keep this boring, dull life up, I'm not going to have much to blog about. There is no possible way I can write about cooking and crafts and gardening because I am an epic failure at all of them. I think I'm gonna have to give that drunk blogging idea a shot.