Me! <-- Idiot!

I would just like to take this opportunity to let you all know that I don't learn my lessons.  I have my life source back.  My beautiful, wondrous phone.  My life was miserable without it.  But you know how many times I've brought it in the bathroom with me since the UPS lady brought it to me last Thursday?  How about EVERYTIME.  Sometimes I know I'm doing it and I hang on to it for dear life.  Other times, it's in my sweatshirt pocket.  The exact pocket it's fallen out of twice now.  Yep.  Maybe I'll learn after the 3rd time...